tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57308317742601664202024-03-14T13:42:14.353-05:00Dr. Wertham P. Fredrics Blog Of Naughty Comics!Dr. Wertham P. Fredricshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05034184092382341998noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730831774260166420.post-76398666474091881172014-05-07T09:30:00.000-05:002014-05-07T09:30:00.294-05:00I've heard about "Pulling A Train", but this is ridiculous<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">From <b>ADVENTURES INTO THE UNKNOWN #58</b></span></div>
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Zo, you haff had a nice <b><i>veekend</i></b> mit your friends und family, und now it's <b><i>Monday morning</i></b> und you haff to go back to ze<b><i> vork!</i></b> Zo, you go und grab ze big cup of <b><i>coffe</i></b> und catch ze <b><i>train</i></b>, you sit down und schtart to read your newspaper (newspapers is <b><i>schmut</i></b>, by ze way), und before you can zay, <b><i>"Jack Schprat"</i></b>, der whole train schtarts to <b><i>shakenz und schimmy! </i></b>Your coffee gets <b><i>dumped</i></b> into your lap, your newspaper <b><i>flys</i></b> from your hands, and you look up to see a <b><i>Gigantic Shiny Metal Robot Schwanz</i></b> poking you right in <b><i>ze face! GOTT IN HIMMELL!</i></b> Zere is a <b><i>Giant ROBOT</i></b> having ze <b><i>Zex</i></b> mit der <b><i>TRAIN!</i></b> <b><i>Ach Du Lieber!</i></b> Maybe <b><i>NOW</i></b> your telling yourself, "I should've moved to <b><i>der Suburbs", Jah?! YEEESH!!</i></b> At least der chances of <b><i>Humungous Robot Penis</i></b> taking your <b><i>head off</i></b> occuring out zere go down <b><i>dramatically!</i></b> Oh, Brother! I take a couple of weeks <b><i>off</i></b> und look vhat happens! <b>HooBoy! Robot SCHMUT! </b></div>
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Dr. Wertham P. Fredricshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05034184092382341998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730831774260166420.post-89775196510452036102014-04-11T14:20:00.002-05:002014-04-11T14:20:51.494-05:00And you thought Batman and Robin were kinky<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">From <b>CAPTAIN AMERICA #2</b></span></div>
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Jah, und you all thought zat ze <b><i>Batman</i></b> und ze <b><i>Robin</i></b> vere ze <b><i>kinky ones!</i></b></div>
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Here ve see ze <b><i>schmutty antics</i></b> of ze <b><i>Captain America und Bucky,</i></b> engaging in activities including ze <b><i>Cosplay</i></b>, ze <b><i>crossdressing,</i></b> und ze <b><i>child molestation! Yeechh!</i></b> Get your cotton pickin' mitts <i><b>offen der child,</b></i> Captain! Poor Bucky has become ze <b><i>warped puppet</i></b> for ze schtrong und domineering <b><i>gender-confused Schteve Rogers,</i></b> who has taken ze <b><i>liberties</i></b> mit der little child, making him ze accomplice in ze filthy, schmutty, <b><i>naughty business!</i></b> Comics is indeed <b><i>schmut!</i></b></div>
Dr. Wertham P. Fredricshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05034184092382341998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730831774260166420.post-1477262513064324862014-04-06T11:30:00.000-05:002019-05-02T00:52:28.757-05:00In Dr. Wertham P. Fredrics perfect world<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">From <b>MYSTICAL TALES #1</b></span></div>
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<b><i>Aaah!</i></b></div>
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Zometimes, I find ze comic zat chust makes my little heart</div>
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<b><i>zing mit joy!</i></b></div>
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Here ve have ze <b><i>example</i></b> of vhat life <b><i>might</i></b> look like in </div>
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Dr. Wertham P. Fredrics <b><i>perfect vorld! </i></b> </div>
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Yes, a vorld vhere <b><i>I</i></b> can make <b><i>ALL</i></b> ze <b><i>Naughty Schmutty Dirty</i></b> parts <b><i>Disappear --</i></b></div>
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mit chust saying ze <b><i>Magic Vords!</i></b></div>
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Vhat is ze <b><i>Magic Vords?</i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">"COMICS IS SCHMUT!"</span></i></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">From <b>JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY #41</b></span></div>
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Here ve have ze <b><i>rare</i></b> but <b><i>schmutty</i></b> medical phenomenon</div>
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known as <b><i>S.S.E.</i></b> --</div>
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ze <b><i>Simultaneous Spontaneous Ejaculation!</i></b></div>
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Notice ze looks of <b><i>suprise</i></b> mingled mit ze <b><i>shame</i></b> und <b><i>disgust,</i></b> </div>
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as each of zese naughty fellows realizes zey have to go </div>
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und <b><i>change zere underwear!</i></b></div>
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Yes, <b><i>S.S.E.</i></b> is rare but becoming <b><i>more und more</i></b> common, due to the increasing practice of <b><i>reading ze comic books! </i></b>Zat is chust <b><i>ONE</i></b> of <b><i>Many</i></b> side effects! <b><i>Jah! </i></b></div>
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Now you know reading comics vill leave a <b><i>Stain!</i></b></div>
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Yiiuuck! <b><i>Naughty Schmut!</i></b></div>
Dr. Wertham P. Fredricshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05034184092382341998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730831774260166420.post-72365885949676918102014-04-04T11:30:00.000-05:002014-04-04T11:30:00.191-05:00When is a cannon not a cannon?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">From <b>ADVENTURE COMICS #420</b></span></div>
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Vhen is a cannon <b><i>Not</i></b> a cannon?</div>
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Vhen it's a <b><i>PENIS!</i></b></div>
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<b><i>Yeesh!</i></b> </div>
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I don't know vhy <b><i>Schupergirl</i></b> has got her <b><i>Hotpants</i></b> in a bunch,</div>
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but she seems a bit angry as she throws a gigantic <b><i>Phallic Symbol </i></b></div>
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complete mit der <b><i>Teschticles</i></b> schtraight at ze comicky book reader!</div>
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Maybe she's mad because ze freshly fired cannon just <b><i>blew a load</i></b> of cannon balls <b><i>into her Face!</i></b></div>
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<i style="font-weight: bold;">Zat</i> can upset some womens vhen zey <b><i>aren't expecting</i></b> it!</div>
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Chust ask <b><i>Mrs.</i></b> Fredrics...Er, I mean, <b><i>SCHMUT!</i></b></div>
Dr. Wertham P. Fredricshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05034184092382341998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730831774260166420.post-48109716156423838282014-04-03T11:30:00.000-05:002014-04-03T11:30:00.786-05:00Sometimes best friends need to respect boundaries<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">From <b>PICTURE PARADE #1</b></span></div>
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Vell, <b><i>Tsk tsk! </i></b></div>
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You know, ze <b><i>Child Porn</i></b> in comics is bad, </div>
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und ze <b><i>Bestiality</i></b> in comics is really bad, </div>
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but here ve have ze <b><i>Child Bestiality!</i></b> Yiick!! </div>
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Little Johnny und ze <b><i>sexy schpot</i></b> think zey have found ze quiet secluded place to satisfy their <b><i>naughty urges</i></b> for each other...</div>
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I realize it must get <b><i>lonely</i></b> in ze desert, but <b><i>Puh-Leaze!</i></b> It is no<b><i> vonder</i></b> zey are zo <b><i>turned on,</i></b> being surrounded by ze dirty, naughty <b><i>Phallus-Shaped Cactuses-es!</i></b> Eeew! Comics is <b><i>Filthy SCHMUT!!</i></b></div>
Dr. Wertham P. Fredricshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05034184092382341998noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730831774260166420.post-61666473624173988732014-04-01T10:01:00.000-05:002014-04-01T10:01:00.238-05:00Compensating for low self esteem<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">From <b>OUT OF THE NIGHT # 5</b></span></div>
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Whether it's a <b><i>business man</i></b>, a <b><i>construction vorker</i></b>, a <b><i>banker</i></b>, or a <b><i>baseball player</i></b>, men is alvays <b><i>exaggerating</i></b> about ze <b><i>size</i></b> of zere <b><i>manhoods!</i></b> Zat, unfortunately, <b><i>alz</i></b>o applies to ze <b><i>Undead!</i></b> Anyzing to make zemselves feel <b><i>more important</i></b> zan zey really are! <b><i>Please!</i></b> Who are you trying to fool, <b><i>us,</i></b> or <b><i>yourself?!</i></b> </div>
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Yeesh! <b><i>Creepy Schmut!</i></b></div>
Dr. Wertham P. Fredricshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05034184092382341998noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730831774260166420.post-74724299586136397182014-03-30T14:37:00.000-05:002014-03-30T14:37:00.201-05:00It's always someone you trust<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">From <b>MARGE'S LITTLE LULU #33</b></span></div>
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Comics is pure <b><i>Schmut!</i></b></div>
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<b><i>Sex</i></b> in ze <b><i>comic books</i></b> is naughty schmut, und ze <b><i>sex</i></b> betveen <b><i>two childs</i></b> is <b><i>extra naughty schmut!</i></b></div>
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Here ve see ze <b><i>Little Lulu</i></b> being penetrated from behind by her <b><i>so-called</i></b> friend Tubby, in a case of comic book <b><i>anal date rape!</i></b> Chust look at ze expression of helpless <b><i>fear</i></b> und <b><i>terror</i></b> on poor Lulu's face as der <b><i>fat little pervert</i></b> positions his comic book <b><i>doohickey</i></b> for another <b><i>thrust!</i></b> Chust <b><i>heartbreaking!</i></b></div>
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Lulu, <b><i>Schtop mit der pedalling!</i></b> I think all ze <b><i>movement</i></b> is <b><i>turning him on more!</i></b></div>
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Yeeeesh! Nasty, <b><i>naughty SCHMUT!</i></b></div>
Dr. Wertham P. Fredricshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05034184092382341998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730831774260166420.post-57449552181047149342014-03-29T14:15:00.000-05:002014-03-29T14:15:00.074-05:00Robots have needs too<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">From <b>STARTLING COMICS #49</b></span></div>
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<b><i>Robots</i></b> und <b><i>Space Aliens</i></b> have one thing in common...</div>
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They chust can't get enough of <b><i>Earth Woman Sex!</i></b></div>
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<b><i>Jah</i></b>, for some strange reason, nuttin' gets ze old <b><i>piston pumping</i></b> like some scantily clad Earth Girl!</div>
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Zey alvays carry zere own <b><i>Lubrication!</i></b> Ha! <b><i>Thank you,</i></b> I'll be here <b><i>all veek!</i></b></div>
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Yeeesh! Robot Sex!</div>
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<b><i>Schmut!</i></b></div>
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Dr. Wertham P. Fredricshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05034184092382341998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730831774260166420.post-38317635395062744062014-03-28T14:03:00.000-05:002014-03-28T14:03:00.166-05:00Getting Sunny where the Sun don't shine<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">From <b>SUNNY #11</b></span></div>
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Let us now examine an example of vhat many <b><i>depraved comic book readers</i></b> call ze <b><i>"Good Girl Art"...</i></b></div>
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<b><i>Good Girl! Ha!</i></b> Listen to ze <b><i>Doctor</i></b> vhen he tells you zat <b><i>"good girls"</i></b> don't flash their <b><i>vaginas </i></b>at ze boys! <b><i>NEIN!</i></b> Ze real good girl <b><i>wraps</i></b> zat naughty bit in ze <b><i>armor</i></b> und throws avay <b><i>ze key!</i></b> Vhy, I never even saw <b><i>Mrs. Fredrics'</i></b> genitalia until ve vas married for <b><i>37 years,</i></b> und zat vas completely by <b><i>accident!</i></b> Talk about <b><i>"Injury to ze Eyes"!</i></b> YEEESH! Und schpeaking of <b><i>"Injury to ze Eyeballs",</i></b> Sunny's pointy <b><i>"headlights"</i></b> poking out of her chest could possibly cause ze <b><i>blindness</i></b> if she gets close enough to <b><i>schtick</i></b> you! <b><i>Hooboy!</i></b></div>
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Comics is <b><i>SCHMUT!!</i></b></div>
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Dr. Wertham P. Fredricshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05034184092382341998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730831774260166420.post-27605164917281434042014-03-27T13:31:00.000-05:002014-03-27T13:31:00.146-05:00If that's what life with Archie is like, I'd consider moving<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">From <b>LIFE WITH ARCHIE #142</b></span></div>
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<b><i>Yeesh!</i></b> Riverdale High meets <b><i>"Silence Of The Lambs"!</i></b> </div>
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You might think ze <b><i>Archie</i></b> comics is <b><i>safe</i></b> und <b><i>wholesome</i></b> und fine for ze little <b><i>kiddies</i></b>, but <b><i>NEIN!</i></b> </div>
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Archie comics contains some of ze <b><i>Creepiest</i></b> comic schmut ever! Chust <b><i>what ze hell</i></b> is going on here, I <b><i>don't</i></b> know, but it ain't <b><i>good!</i></b> It looks like Betty got involved in some <b><i>kinky schtuff</i></b> mit some creepy neighbors who vanted to <b><i>taste</i></b> some of her <b><i>"Sugar sugar"!</i></b></div>
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Ick! Comics is all <b><i>Schmut!!</i></b></div>
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Dr. Wertham P. Fredricshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05034184092382341998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730831774260166420.post-76079027477068831112014-03-26T13:30:00.000-05:002014-03-26T13:30:00.746-05:00What's big and green and in your daughter's face?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is."</span></div>
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<b><i>See?</i></b> I've been <b><i>trying</i></b> to <b><i>tell</i></b> you all how <b><i>Comic Books</i></b> are <b><i>Corrupting</i></b> our young peoples! Vhy von't anybody <b><i>listen</i></b> to me? <b><i>Yeesh!</i></b> First of all, little girls should <b><i>not</i></b> have to look at a <b><i>big lumpy penis</i></b> until their <b><i>Vedding Nights!</i></b> Even <b><i>then</i></b> der <b><i>lights</i></b> should be <b><i>off,</i></b> und a <b><i>doctors mask</i></b> und <b><i>gloves</i></b> should be utilized!</div>
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I haff <b><i>no doubt</i></b> zis poor, innocent but <b><i>seducted</i></b> little girl got <b><i>corrupted</i></b> from <b><i>reading</i></b> ze <b><i>comic books</i></b>, und zat is vhy she felt ze <b><i>naughty compulsion</i></b> to remove ze <b><i>Hulky trousers</i></b> und peek at ze <b><i>lumpy manhood</i></b>...er, I mean <b><i>Hulkhood</i></b>...Ach! I mean, ze <b><i>Hulk</i></b> should schtop <b><i>schticking</i></b> his <b><i>big green penis</i></b> in little girls <b><i>faces!</i></b> </div>
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Naughty <b><i>Schmut!</i></b></div>
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"You vouldn't <b><i>like</i></b> me vhen I'm <b><i>Horny!</i></b>" <b><i>SCHMUT!!</i></b></div>
Dr. Wertham P. Fredricshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05034184092382341998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730831774260166420.post-4854254800743040972014-03-25T14:30:00.000-05:002014-03-25T14:30:00.937-05:00Earth's smuttiest heroes<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">From <b>THE AVENGERS #71</b> (486)</span></div>
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Hoo<b><i>Boy!</i></b> Here ve go <b><i>Again</i></b> mit more <b><i>Schuper Schmut!</i></b></div>
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Vhat do schuper-heroes <b><i>do</i></b> vhen zey aren't <b><i>fighting</i></b> mit ze <b><i>bad guys?</i></b> Apparently, engaging in ze <b><i>schmutty Sex!</i></b> Here ve see two of ze <b>Avengers,</b> Hank Pym (ze <b><i>Ant-Man/Giant-Man</i></b>) und his estranged wife Janet (der <b><i>Vasp</i></b>) having ze <b><i>yicky sex!</i></b> Ze normal sized Vasp <b><i>moans</i></b> mit der <b><i>orgasmic pleasure</i></b>, until ve see ze teensy-veensy <b><i>Antsy-Man</i></b> crawling up her cleavage, covered mit ze <b><i>fishy vaginal secretions</i></b> und demanding she return ze favor! <b><i>Yeesh!</i></b> (I von't even<b><i> mention</i></b> ze <b><i>fantasy</i></b> aspect of zis...zat a man <b><i>schmaller</i></b> zan ze <b><i>gumball </i></b>can sexually satisfy ze horny voman! <b><i>Ach!</i></b> At <b><i>least</i></b> give her a taste of ze Giant-Man's <b><i>dingle-donger</i></b>, zat would make <b><i>more</i></b> zense!) <b><i>NEIN!</i></b> Comics shouldn't be showing ze <b><i>Schuper -Heroes </i></b>crawling <b><i>in</i></b> und <b><i>out </i></b>of each others <b><i>Genitalia!</i></b> </div>
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It is chust <b><i>Wrong</i></b> in <b><i>Zo Many Vays!</i></b> Obviously, zis is <b><i>SCHMUT</i></b> of der <b><i>Schmuttiest </i></b>kind! <b><i>Naughty, naughty! Tsk, tsk!</i></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">From CRIME SUSPENSTORIES # 15</span></div>
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<b><i>Tsk tsk!</i></b> Zo many marriages end because of ze <b><i>Naughty Schmut!</i></b> Here ve see ze effeminate, sexually confused <b><i>husband</i></b> getting ready to go out und <b><i>pick up</i></b> ze <b><i>other mens</i></b> for ze <b><i>Sex!</i></b> His close-cropped butch <b><i>lesbian wife</i></b> ridicules him und <b><i>drives</i></b> him into ze arms of ze <b><i>Village People!</i></b> It is clear dat <b><i>zis</i></b> man has ze <b><i>fondness</i></b> for ze <b><i>schwanzes,</i></b> but people shouldn't be talking about ze <b><i>Schwanzes</i></b> or ze <b><i>Schlong's</i></b> in ze <b><i>comicky book,</i></b> for <b><i>Crying Out Loud! SCHMUT!!</i></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">From THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #108</span></div>
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Peter's Aunt May, but some <b><i>other</i></b> Aunts may <b><i>not!</i></b> Heehee! Oh, I crack myzelf <b><i>up</i></b> zometimes! Here ve have ze <b><i>comic book</i></b> depiction of vhat ze kids nowadays call ze <b><i>"Cougar"! </i></b> Zis schmutty older voman enjoys being mit ze <b><i>younger mens</i></b>, und zometimes playing mit their <b><i>schticky fluids! Yuck!</i></b> Schtop touching ze <b><i>schticky goo,</i></b> you naughty old <b><i>schlut!</i></b> Vhat do you <b><i>think</i></b> young boys <b><i>do</i></b> in their rooms vhen zey <b><i>lock ze door?</i></b> Vhat did you<b><i> think</i></b> zat vhite schtuff <b><i>vas,</i></b> ze <b><i>Egg Nog?</i></b> Hoo Boy! <b><i>SCHMUT!!</i></b></div>
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Vell, it's not <b><i>EGG NOG</i></b>, I can tell you <b><i>zat</i></b> much! Vhat do you <b><i>think</i></b> it is, you <b><i>silly</i></b> comic book <b><i>Schlut?!</i></b></div>
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Vhen you <b><i>Kiss</i></b> ze <b><i>Cobra</i></b>, you get <b><i>schprayed</i></b> mit ze <b><i>Venom!</i></b> Yeesh! <b><i>Not</i></b> for ze <b><i>Kiddies!</i></b> schmut! <b><i>SCHMUT!!</i></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">From FIGHT COMICS #20</span></div>
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Nuttin' particularly schmutty here, folks...chust some <b><i>scantily clad females</i></b>, mit zere <b><i>schkirts hiked up</i></b> und zere <i><b>nylons</b></i> und <i><b>garters</b></i> displayed brazenly...one of ze women also has ze <b><i>decolletage</i></b> which displays her <b><i>ample cleavage</i></b> shamefully, vantonly...she holds ze large receptacle, und is <b><i>commanding ze males</i></b> off-screen to <b><i>"Fill It Up!"</i></b>, as she is <b><i>schpritzed</i></b> mit voluminous <b><i>glops</i></b> of milky vhite <b><i>mystery fluid</i></b> which splatters <b><i>everywhere</i></b> in a <b><i>schticky mess</i></b>...absolutely nuttin' unusual here <b>-- IF IT VAS PORN!!</b> But zis is a <b><i>Comic Book</i></b>, und in a <b><i>comic book</i></b>, it's <b>SCHMUT!! </b>Zose womens is <b><i>ze Schluts</i></b>, und zat <b><i>mystery fluid</i></b> ain't <b><i>EggNog</i></b>, I'll tell you <b><i>zat</i></b> much! <b><i>HooBoy</i></b>, is it ever <b><i>SCHMUT!!</i></b></div>
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Ze <b><i>Incredible Hulk's</i></b> incredibly obvious <b><i>Penis und Testicles!</i></b> Ach Du Lieber! <i>"Hulk smash! Hulk getting angry! Now Hulk horny! Hulk getting kind of excited! Hulk want to show you his etchings!"</i> </div>
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<b><i>Yipes!</i></b> Gamma Radiated <b><i>SCHMUT!!</i></b></div>
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Decisions, deciscions! Zis poor girl cannot decide whether to eat ze <b><i>schnitzel</i></b> or ze <b><i>taco!</i></b> All she knows is zat she is hungry! Take Doc's advice and chust have ze <b><i>"Schnickers"!</i></b> You know vhat zey say, <b><i>"Schnickers satisfies"!</i></b> Anyvay, you can't <b><i>eat ze tacos</i></b> everyday...it's <i><b>unnatural!</b></i> Vhy vorry about ze <b><i>taco</i></b> zat gets your face all <b><i>schmeared mit taco sauce</i></b>, und mit der <i><b>schnitzel</b></i> which can be ze <b><i>choking hazard!</i></b> Comics is all <b><i>SCHMUT!!</i></b></div>
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Sex in ze comics is a <b><i>No-No</i></b>...<b><i>Group sex</i></b> in ze comics is chust plain <b><i>SCHMUT!</i></b></div>
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Here ve see male <b><i>schuper-heroes</i></b> who has apparently chust given ze <b><i>RUFIES</i></b> to ze female und are in ze beginning stages of ze <b><i>Group Sex!</i></b> Bad Touch! Zis is a little too much <b><i>close personal contact</i></b> betveen co-workers! <b><i>One at a time</i></b>, at least, you horny sex fiends! <b><i>Schuper SCHMUT!!</i></b></div>
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Und who can <b><i>blame</i></b> zem, ze way Nancy is dressed! She's chust <b><i>Asking for it!</i></b> Ha! Chust <i><b>kidding!</b></i> No, ze men folks is clearly <i><b>vanting</b></i> to <i><b>schtup</b></i> ze glitzy trollop <i><b>Fritzi Ritz</b></i> in her zexy bikini, mit her <i><b>navel</b></i> practically showing! Now, <i><b>SHE IS</b></i> asking for it! <i><b>"It"</b></i> meaning ze nasty, filthy<i><b> sex!</b></i> Und you thought comics was for ze<b><i> kiddies!</i></b> Comics is all <i><b>SCHMUT!</b></i></div>
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Ah, Lovers! How romantic, yes? NEIN! <b><i>SCHMUT!</i></b> Here ve have ze perfect example of <b>"Wertham's Rule On Unseen Hands"!</b> Zis is one of ze <i><b>Raunchiest</b></i> covers I've seen in a vhile! Ze <b><i>Subliminal Sexual undertones</i></b> are obvious! Here ve see ze <b><i>dominant</i></b> male controlling ze <b><i>submitting</i></b> female...he holds her head in a <b><i>vise-like</i></b> grip, thereby exerting his vill over her. Now, where is his <b><i>Other</i></b> hand, <b><i>hmmm?</i></b> Guess where! Look at ze voman's <b><i>face!</i></b> Zat is pure <b><i>Sexual Ecstasy!</i></b> His other hand is <i><b>up her schkirt</b></i> down <b><i>"below the border"</i></b> committing full-on <b><i>vaginal manipulation!</i></b> "Miss Smith says Yes, yes, ohhh, <b><i>YEESSSSS!</i></b>" Ve may be vitnessing ze first ever comic book mit der <b><i>Orgasm</i></b> on ze front cover! Ze caption calls zis "Ze tenderest love schtory you've ever read"...I say, after all zat <b><i>schtimulation,</i></b> it'll be ze <b><i>tenderest Genitalia</i></b> ever! Hooboy! Und chust be glad I'm not talking about vhat <b><i>HER Hand</i></b> is doing down there! Yick! <b><i>Pure SCHMUT!!</i></b></div>
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Vell, I think I know vhy zis <b><i>Robot</i></b> is zo upset...all ze <i><b>other</b></i> robots make fun of ze <b><i>size</i></b> of his <i><b>puny Ball Turret</b></i> und ze tiny <b><i>Robot Penis gun</i></b> betveen his robot legs! Zis insecure robot suffers from <b>R.P.I.</b> -- zat schtands for <b><i>Robot Phallus Inadequacy!</i></b> Yeesh! Hey, Robot, next time <b><i>varn </i></b>somebody vhen zat thing is ready to <b><i>Go Off!</i></b> You need to <b><i>point</i></b> zat thing in somebody <i><b>else's face</b></i> for a vhile! Und schtop <b><i>schticking</i></b> it in ze <b><i>Rear End</i></b> of my <b><i>Lexus!</i></b> Keep your <b><i>Robot junk</i></b> outa my <b><i>trunk!</i></b> No means <b><i>NO!!</i></b> Ach! <b><i>Robot SCHMUT!!</i></b></div>
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In space no one can hear your <b><i>SCHMUT!</i></b> Here ve have a couple of <b><i>schweaty, shirtless</i></b> Spacemen <i>(emphasis on <b>MEN</b>)</i> doing vhat comes <b><i>Un</i></b>-Naturally in space...Look, Doc <i><b>understands,</b></i> you're out in space, far from home, schtuck in ze close confines of the space capsule mit nuttin' but other men und robots around, zo, it's okay! <b><i>NEIN!</i></b> It's <b><i>schmut!</i></b> Spacemen should <i><b>not</b></i> be grabbing hold of other spacemen, not <b><i>here,</i></b> und not on <i><b>Uranus!</b></i> Hee hee! I made ze <i><b>funny!</b></i>...Ahem... Look at Johnny's face, looking up innocently into Speed's eyes, from his <i><b>crotch!</b></i> His eyes say, "But zis is <b><i>so sudden!</i></b> Und ve are busy <b><i>dancing mit our Robot</i></b> friend right now! Couldn't you take me to ze <i><b>movies first</b></i>?" <b><i>Nein mitten der grabbin'! SCHMUT!!</i></b></div>
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Tsk tsk! Here ve have ze <b><i>young boy</i></b> und an <b><i>adult male,</i></b> in zis case, a <b><i>Pedophiliac Schubmariner!</i></b> Little boy, schtop <b><i>playing</i></b> mit der <b><i>Manholes!</i></b> Nein! Zey are <b><i>NOT</i></b> for messing vith! Didn't you hear ze old adage, <i><b>"Curiosity got ze boy schtupped"?!</b></i> Ach! At ze very <b><i>least</i></b>, it looks like you are going to get <b><i>Spanked!</i></b> Now, ve see zis curious boy <i><b>enters ze manhole</b></i> (Yeesh!) und schtands in front of der <b><i>Schubmariner,</i></b> pointing at his <b><i>manhood,</i></b> saying, "I came down to see what one of <b><i>these things</i></b> was like!" Yeesh! It's <i><b>like</b></i> <b><i>yours,</i></b> only <b><i>bigger und hairier!</i></b> Now run away home! Didn't you ever hear ze <b><i>other</i></b> old adage, "Vhat's <b><i>long,</i></b> und <b><i>hard</i></b>, und <b><i>filled mit seamen?</i></b> Jah, <b><i>ze Schubmariner!</i></b>" <b>SCHMUT!!</b></div>
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