Robots have needs too

From STARTLING COMICS #49

Robots und Space Aliens have one thing in common...

They chust can't get enough of Earth Woman Sex!

Jah, for some strange reason,  nuttin' gets ze old piston pumping like some scantily clad Earth Girl!

Robots have one advantage over Space Aliens, though...

Zey alvays carry zere own Lubrication! Ha! Thank you, I'll be here all veek!

Yeeesh! Robot Sex!

  Schmut!

If that's what life with Archie is like, I'd consider moving

From LIFE WITH ARCHIE #142

Yeesh! Riverdale High meets "Silence Of The Lambs"! 

You might think ze Archie comics is safe und wholesome und fine for ze little kiddies, but NEIN!  

Archie comics contains some of ze Creepiest comic schmut ever! Chust what ze hell is going on here, I don't know, but it ain't good! It looks like Betty got involved in some kinky schtuff mit some creepy neighbors who vanted to taste some of her "Sugar sugar"!

Ick! Comics is all Schmut!!