FEATURING THE RANTINGS AND RAVINGS OF THE MISGUIDED CURMUDGEON,
COMIC BOOK AUTHORITARIAN AND PSYCHO-ANALYZER DR. WERTHAM P. FREDRICS

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

I've heard about "Pulling A Train", but this is ridiculous

From ADVENTURES INTO THE UNKNOWN #58


Zo, you haff had a nice veekend mit your friends und family, und now it's Monday morning und you haff to go back to ze vork! Zo, you go und grab ze big cup of coffe und catch ze train, you sit down und schtart to read your newspaper (newspapers is schmut, by ze way), und before you can zay, "Jack Schprat", der whole train schtarts to shakenz und schimmy! Your coffee gets dumped into your lap, your newspaper flys from your hands, and you look up to see a Gigantic Shiny Metal Robot Schwanz poking you right in ze face!  GOTT IN HIMMELL! Zere is a Giant ROBOT having ze Zex mit der TRAIN! Ach Du Lieber! Maybe NOW your telling yourself, "I should've moved to der Suburbs", Jah?! YEEESH!! At least der chances of Humungous Robot Penis taking your head off occuring out zere go down dramatically! Oh, Brother!  I take a couple of weeks off und look vhat happens! HooBoy! Robot SCHMUT! 

No comments:

Post a Comment