And you thought Batman and Robin were kinky

From CAPTAIN AMERICA #2

Jah, und you all thought zat ze Batman und ze Robin vere ze kinky ones!

Here ve see ze schmutty antics of ze Captain America und Bucky, engaging in activities including ze Cosplay, ze crossdressing, und ze child molestation! Yeechh! Get your cotton pickin' mitts offen der child, Captain! Poor Bucky has become ze warped puppet for ze schtrong und domineering gender-confused Schteve Rogers, who has taken ze liberties mit der little child, making him ze accomplice in ze filthy, schmutty, naughty business!  Comics is indeed schmut!