FEATURING THE RANTINGS AND RAVINGS OF THE MISGUIDED CURMUDGEON,
COMIC BOOK AUTHORITARIAN AND PSYCHO-ANALYZER DR. WERTHAM P. FREDRICS
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Friday, March 28, 2014

Getting Sunny where the Sun don't shine

From SUNNY #11


Let us now examine an example of vhat many depraved comic book readers call ze "Good Girl Art"...
Good Girl! Ha! Listen to ze Doctor vhen he tells you zat "good girls" don't flash their vaginas at ze boys! NEIN! Ze real good girl wraps zat naughty bit in ze armor und throws avay ze key! Vhy, I never even saw Mrs. Fredrics' genitalia until ve vas married for 37 years, und zat vas completely by accident! Talk about "Injury to ze Eyes"! YEEESH! Und schpeaking of "Injury to ze Eyeballs",  Sunny's pointy "headlights" poking out of her chest could possibly cause ze blindness if she gets close enough to schtick you! Hooboy!
Comics is SCHMUT!!

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Zatanna's 3 (and 1/4) some

From JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA # 87

Sex in ze comics is a No-No...Group sex in ze comics is chust plain SCHMUT!
Here ve see male schuper-heroes who has apparently chust given ze RUFIES to ze female und are in ze beginning stages of ze Group Sex! Bad Touch! Zis is a little too much close personal contact betveen co-workers! One at a time, at least, you horny sex fiends! Schuper SCHMUT!!