Getting Sunny where the Sun don't shine

From SUNNY #11

Let us now examine an example of vhat many depraved comic book readers call ze "Good Girl Art"...

Good Girl! Ha! Listen to ze Doctor vhen he tells you zat "good girls" don't flash their vaginas at ze boys! NEIN! Ze real good girl wraps zat naughty bit in ze armor und throws avay ze key! Vhy, I never even saw Mrs. Fredrics' genitalia until ve vas married for 37 years, und zat vas completely by accident! Talk about "Injury to ze Eyes"! YEEESH! Und schpeaking of "Injury to ze Eyeballs",  Sunny's pointy "headlights" poking out of her chest could possibly cause ze blindness if she gets close enough to schtick you! Hooboy!

Comics is SCHMUT!!

Earth's smuttiest heroes

From THE AVENGERS #71 (486)

HooBoy! Here ve go Again mit more Schuper Schmut!

You'll vant to wash out your eyes mit der zoap after zis one!

Vhat do schuper-heroes do vhen zey aren't fighting mit ze bad guys? Apparently, engaging in ze schmutty Sex! Here ve see two of ze Avengers, Hank Pym (ze Ant-Man/Giant-Man) und his estranged wife Janet (der Vasp) having ze yicky sex! Ze normal sized Vasp moans mit der orgasmic pleasure, until ve see ze teensy-veensy Antsy-Man crawling up her cleavage, covered mit ze fishy vaginal secretions und demanding she return ze favor! Yeesh! (I von't even mention ze fantasy aspect of zis...zat a man schmaller zan ze gumball can sexually satisfy ze horny voman! Ach! At least give her a taste of ze Giant-Man's dingle-donger, zat would make more zense!) NEIN! Comics shouldn't be showing ze Schuper -Heroes crawling in und out of each others Genitalia! 

It is chust Wrong in Zo Many Vays! Obviously, zis is SCHMUT of der Schmuttiest kind! Naughty, naughty! Tsk, tsk!

The hot dog or the taco?

From LOVE LETTERS # 24

Decisions, deciscions!  Zis poor girl cannot decide whether to eat ze schnitzel or ze taco! All she knows is zat she is hungry! Take Doc's advice and chust have ze "Schnickers"! You know vhat zey say, "Schnickers satisfies"! Anyvay, you can't eat ze tacos everyday...it's unnatural! Vhy vorry about ze taco zat gets your face all schmeared mit taco sauce, und mit der schnitzel which can be ze choking hazard! Comics is all SCHMUT!!