Earth's smuttiest heroes

From THE AVENGERS #71 (486)

HooBoy! Here ve go Again mit more Schuper Schmut!

You'll vant to wash out your eyes mit der zoap after zis one!

Vhat do schuper-heroes do vhen zey aren't fighting mit ze bad guys? Apparently, engaging in ze schmutty Sex! Here ve see two of ze Avengers, Hank Pym (ze Ant-Man/Giant-Man) und his estranged wife Janet (der Vasp) having ze yicky sex! Ze normal sized Vasp moans mit der orgasmic pleasure, until ve see ze teensy-veensy Antsy-Man crawling up her cleavage, covered mit ze fishy vaginal secretions und demanding she return ze favor! Yeesh! (I von't even mention ze fantasy aspect of zis...zat a man schmaller zan ze gumball can sexually satisfy ze horny voman! Ach! At least give her a taste of ze Giant-Man's dingle-donger, zat would make more zense!) NEIN! Comics shouldn't be showing ze Schuper -Heroes crawling in und out of each others Genitalia! 

It is chust Wrong in Zo Many Vays! Obviously, zis is SCHMUT of der Schmuttiest kind! Naughty, naughty! Tsk, tsk!