COMICS IS SCHMUT!
All you peoples reading ze comics are all zick little monkeys, jah? Only you chust don't know it yet! Vell, lucky for you I am here und I know what is naughty schmut und what is not, und comics is definitely ze schmut! There will be absolutely NO seduction of ze innocent while I'm around, telling you what's naughty und what isn't! Zo, schtop by here every day or so und I will show you all ze things you should not be looking at! ...Hmmmmm...
