From PICTURE PARADE #1
Vell, Tsk tsk!
You know, ze Child Porn in comics is bad,
und ze Bestiality in comics is really bad,
but here ve have ze Child Bestiality! Yiick!!
Little Johnny und ze sexy schpot think zey have found ze quiet secluded place to satisfy their naughty urges for each other...
I realize it must get lonely in ze desert, but Puh-Leaze! It is no vonder zey are zo turned on, being surrounded by ze dirty, naughty Phallus-Shaped Cactuses-es! Eeew! Comics is Filthy SCHMUT!!