From OUT OF THE NIGHT # 5
Whether it's a business man, a construction vorker, a banker, or a baseball player, men is alvays exaggerating about ze size of zere manhoods! Zat, unfortunately, alzo applies to ze Undead! Anyzing to make zemselves feel more important zan zey really are! Please! Who are you trying to fool, us, or yourself?!
Yeesh! Creepy Schmut!