FEATURING THE RANTINGS AND RAVINGS OF THE MISGUIDED CURMUDGEON,
COMIC BOOK AUTHORITARIAN AND PSYCHO-ANALYZER DR. WERTHAM P. FREDRICS

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Compensating for low self esteem

From OUT OF THE NIGHT # 5


Whether it's a business man, a construction vorker, a banker, or a baseball player, men is alvays exaggerating  about ze size of zere manhoods!  Zat, unfortunately, alzo applies to ze Undead! Anyzing to make zemselves feel more important zan zey really are! Please! Who are you trying to fool, us, or yourself?! 
Yeesh! Creepy Schmut!

2 comments:

  1. His favorite song ? "Fangs for the Mammaries"; he sings it right after lunch, before his nap, when he's on a Cialis in Meh-He-Go.

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    1. Jah? Vell, he is a talented Ghoul mit Psycho-Illogical Problems, whether its mit der schinging or mit der psuedo-schwanz! (he claims zat ze ridges on top of his pretend penis is for HER pleasure, vhile ze hoofsies are for added traction, und ze hornsies und teefsies is for reaching ze mystical magical "H" Schpot (zat is way beyond ze "G" schpot)! On Mrs. Fredrics, I schtopped looking for ze "G' schpot years ago, but I did manage to find a strange, schlick mucousy schpot on ze sheets after our last "every other Arbor Day" conjugal cohabitation!

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