Time to change underwear...times two

From JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY #41

Here ve have ze rare but schmutty medical phenomenon

 known as S.S.E. --

ze Simultaneous Spontaneous Ejaculation!

Notice ze looks of suprise mingled mit  ze shame und disgust, 

as each of zese naughty fellows realizes zey have to go 

und change zere underwear!

Yes, S.S.E. is rare but becoming more und more common, due to the increasing practice of reading ze comic books! Zat is chust ONE of Many side effects! Jah! 

Now you know reading comics vill leave a Stain!

 Yiiuuck! Naughty Schmut!

Mystery fluid - part 3

From THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #108

Peter's Aunt May, but some other Aunts may not! Heehee! Oh, I crack myzelf up zometimes! Here ve have ze comic book depiction of vhat ze kids nowadays call ze "Cougar"!  Zis schmutty older voman enjoys being mit ze younger mens, und zometimes playing mit their schticky fluids! Yuck! Schtop touching ze schticky goo, you naughty old schlut! Vhat do you think young boys do in their rooms vhen zey lock ze door? Vhat did you think zat vhite schtuff vas, ze Egg Nog? Hoo Boy! SCHMUT!!

Mystery fluid - part 2

Vell, it's not EGG NOG, I can tell you zat much! Vhat do you think it is, you silly comic book Schlut?!

Vhen you Kiss ze Cobra, you get schprayed mit ze Venom! Yeesh! Not for ze Kiddies! schmut! SCHMUT!!

Mystery fluid - part 1

From FIGHT COMICS #20

Nuttin' particularly schmutty here, folks...chust some scantily clad females, mit zere schkirts hiked up und zere nylons und garters displayed brazenly...one of ze women also has ze decolletage which displays her ample cleavage shamefully, vantonly...she holds ze large receptacle, und is commanding ze males off-screen to "Fill It Up!", as she is schpritzed mit voluminous glops of milky vhite mystery fluid which splatters everywhere in a schticky mess...absolutely nuttin' unusual here  -- IF IT VAS PORN!! But zis is a Comic Book, und in a comic book, it's SCHMUT!! Zose womens is ze Schluts, und zat mystery fluid ain't EggNog, I'll tell you zat much! HooBoy, is it ever SCHMUT!!