Time to change underwear...times two

From JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY #41

Here ve have ze rare but schmutty medical phenomenon

 known as S.S.E. --

ze Simultaneous Spontaneous Ejaculation!

Notice ze looks of suprise mingled mit  ze shame und disgust, 

as each of zese naughty fellows realizes zey have to go 

und change zere underwear!

Yes, S.S.E. is rare but becoming more und more common, due to the increasing practice of reading ze comic books! Zat is chust ONE of Many side effects! Jah! 

Now you know reading comics vill leave a Stain!

 Yiiuuck! Naughty Schmut!

Compensating for low self esteem

From OUT OF THE NIGHT # 5

Whether it's a business man, a construction vorker, a banker, or a baseball player, men is alvays exaggerating  about ze size of zere manhoods!  Zat, unfortunately, alzo applies to ze Undead! Anyzing to make zemselves feel more important zan zey really are! Please! Who are you trying to fool, us, or yourself?! 

Yeesh! Creepy Schmut!