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From MARGE'S LITTLE LULU #33

Comics is pure Schmut!

Sex in ze comic books is naughty schmut, und ze sex betveen two childs is extra naughty schmut!

Here ve see ze Little Lulu being penetrated from behind by her so-called friend Tubby, in a case of comic book anal date rape! Chust look at ze expression of helpless fear und terror on poor Lulu's face as der fat little pervert positions his comic book doohickey for another thrust! Chust heartbreaking!

Lulu, Schtop mit der pedalling! I think all ze movement is turning him on more!

Yeeeesh! Nasty, naughty SCHMUT!

Please just make it a quickie

From HIT Comics # 24

Ach Du Lieber!  Vhat in der vorld is going on here? Schtop mit der pumping, already! Too many comics have ze grown man MOUNTED over ze young boy, like zis, und pressing, pressing, Ach, zuch close PRESSING! Nuttin' good can come from zis, I'm telling you! Zat is NOT real C.P.R.!  No, zis type of C.P.R. schtands for "Comics Penis Rubbing"! Yeesh! Und if you think zis is schmutty, be glad I didn't show you ze next scene vhen he tries to dislodge ze object from his throat! HooBoy! SCHMUT!!