Sometimes best friends need to respect boundaries

From PICTURE PARADE #1

Vell, Tsk tsk! 

You know, ze Child Porn in comics is bad, 

und ze Bestiality in comics is really bad, 

but here ve have ze Child Bestiality! Yiick!! 

Little Johnny und ze sexy schpot think zey have found ze quiet secluded place to satisfy their naughty urges for each other...

I realize it must get lonely in ze desert, but Puh-Leaze! It is no vonder zey are zo turned on, being surrounded by ze dirty, naughty Phallus-Shaped Cactuses-es! Eeew! Comics is Filthy SCHMUT!!

It's always someone you trust

From MARGE'S LITTLE LULU #33

Comics is pure Schmut!

Sex in ze comic books is naughty schmut, und ze sex betveen two childs is extra naughty schmut!

Here ve see ze Little Lulu being penetrated from behind by her so-called friend Tubby, in a case of comic book anal date rape! Chust look at ze expression of helpless fear und terror on poor Lulu's face as der fat little pervert positions his comic book doohickey for another thrust! Chust heartbreaking!

Lulu, Schtop mit der pedalling! I think all ze movement is turning him on more!

Yeeeesh! Nasty, naughty SCHMUT!

What were they thinking?

Ze Doctor does NOT approve of showing ze sex in ze comics, especially vhen ze sex is between a ROBOT und a GHOST! Especially a little child ghost! Zis robot is making ze angry sex mit der little ghost boy, und ze little ghost seems to like it alot! Yeeesh! SCHMUT!! Schtop looking!