FEATURING THE RANTINGS AND RAVINGS OF THE MISGUIDED CURMUDGEON,
COMIC BOOK AUTHORITARIAN AND PSYCHO-ANALYZER DR. WERTHAM P. FREDRICS

Saturday, March 15, 2014

A kick in the ball turret

From The BRAVE And The BOLD # 29

Vell, I think I know vhy zis Robot is zo upset...all ze other robots make fun of ze size of his puny Ball Turret und ze tiny Robot Penis gun betveen his robot legs! Zis insecure robot suffers from R.P.I. -- zat schtands for Robot Phallus Inadequacy! Yeesh! Hey, Robot, next time varn somebody vhen zat thing is ready to Go Off! You need to point zat thing in somebody else's face for a vhile! Und schtop schticking it in ze Rear End of my Lexus! Keep your Robot junk outa my trunk! No means NO!! Ach! Robot SCHMUT!!

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