FEATURING THE RANTINGS AND RAVINGS OF THE MISGUIDED CURMUDGEON,
COMIC BOOK AUTHORITARIAN AND PSYCHO-ANALYZER DR. WERTHAM P. FREDRICS

Friday, March 14, 2014

Buy me dinner first

From SPACEMAN #1 (Atlas)

In space no one can hear your SCHMUT! Here ve have a couple of schweaty, shirtless Spacemen (emphasis on MEN) doing vhat comes Un-Naturally in space...Look, Doc understands, you're out in space, far from home, schtuck in ze close confines of the space capsule mit nuttin' but other men und robots around, zo, it's okay! NEIN! It's schmut!  Spacemen should not be grabbing hold of other spacemen, not here, und not on Uranus! Hee hee! I made ze funny!...Ahem... Look at Johnny's face, looking up innocently into Speed's eyes, from his crotch! His eyes say, "But zis is so sudden! Und ve are busy dancing mit our Robot friend right now! Couldn't you take me to ze movies first?" Nein mitten der grabbin'! SCHMUT!!

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