FEATURING THE RANTINGS AND RAVINGS OF THE MISGUIDED CURMUDGEON,
COMIC BOOK AUTHORITARIAN AND PSYCHO-ANALYZER DR. WERTHAM P. FREDRICS

Thursday, March 13, 2014

What's long and hard

From SUBMARINER #1

Tsk tsk! Here ve have ze young boy und an adult male, in zis case, a Pedophiliac Schubmariner! Little boy, schtop playing mit der Manholes! Nein! Zey are NOT for messing vith! Didn't you hear ze old adage, "Curiosity got ze boy schtupped"?! Ach! At ze very least, it looks like you are going to get Spanked! Now, ve see  zis curious boy enters ze manhole (Yeesh!) und schtands in front of der Schubmariner, pointing at his manhood, saying, "I came down to see what one of these things was like!" Yeesh! It's like yours, only bigger und hairier! Now run away home! Didn't you ever hear ze other old adage, "Vhat's long, und hard, und filled mit seamen? Jah, ze Schubmariner!" SCHMUT!!

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