FEATURING THE RANTINGS AND RAVINGS OF THE MISGUIDED CURMUDGEON,
COMIC BOOK AUTHORITARIAN AND PSYCHO-ANALYZER DR. WERTHAM P. FREDRICS

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Please just make it a quickie

From HIT Comics # 24

Ach Du Lieber!  Vhat in der vorld is going on here? Schtop mit der pumping, already! Too many comics have ze grown man MOUNTED over ze young boy, like zis, und pressing, pressing, Ach, zuch close PRESSING! Nuttin' good can come from zis, I'm telling you! Zat is NOT real C.P.R.!  No, zis type of C.P.R. schtands for "Comics Penis Rubbing"! Yeesh! Und if you think zis is schmutty, be glad I didn't show you ze next scene vhen he tries to dislodge ze object from his throat! HooBoy! SCHMUT!!

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